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UNOFFICIAL AUDIT DEPARTMENT
A SERIOUS TOOL FOR UNSERIOUS BUSINESS

Wasting time has never
been so productive.

The watercooler has a budget. Apparently.

Standing by for absolutely nothing
$0.00
00:00:00
This meeting could have been silence.

Personnel & payroll

Estimated payroll burn$1.35 / minute
Add or remove coworkers at any time. New rates apply from that moment onward.

The Hall of Shame

Today’s alleged damage$0.00
Last 7 days$0.00
All-time lack of effort$0.00

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UNOFFICIAL AUDIT DEPARTMENT

Receipt for doing nothing.

Time well wasted
Employee-hours
Filed

Zero problems solved. A remarkable return on conversation.
Estimated paid time. Not proven lost productivity.